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a little Polish. a little Austrian. a little Asian. 
My friend Hunter finally has a Tumblr account.
they call me nero</description><title>Nero Supeck</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chainsaw-grell-girl01)</generator><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>generalcrozier:

tumblr: now all your liked posts are displayed on your blog! isn’t that cool?
me:
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://generalcrozier.tumblr.com/post/140759997912" target="_blank"&gt;generalcrozier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tumblr: now all your liked posts are displayed on your blog! isn’t that cool?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-height="161" data-orig-width="266"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cfbae3ee5c93b9db3fb868992af8bf55/tumblr_inline_o3shk9BXUX1r1rd8c_540.png" data-orig-height="161" data-orig-width="266"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318846397</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318846397</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:35:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>knowtherealcost:

Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c153ddecc12b634661a1a627a29005bc/tumblr_p1koa0g8q01tpzav4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://knowtherealcost.tumblr.com/post/168961989213/some-of-these-pictures-are-of-lava-rock-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;knowtherealcost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318828107</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318828107</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:34:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d19f3fce1acf18d478e70b9a00b2b6b2/tumblr_oh9bnthGvD1sjcqg0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318781537</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318781537</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:33:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-bluebonnet-bandit:

doyouevenfilm:
Jumanji: Welcome To The...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbb008ab556428fd0d7161b7732fbfd3/tumblr_p5g5aqVLQH1s2lfoto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dbb5dae6156d48fda9ccbde1ddda44b9/tumblr_p5g5aqVLQH1s2lfoto2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a17477d7da50289085aaba7b5065192/tumblr_p5g5aqVLQH1s2lfoto3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://the-bluebonnet-bandit.tumblr.com/post/172267478655/doyouevenfilm-jumanji-welcome-to-the-jungle" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;the-bluebonnet-bandit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doyouevenfilm.tumblr.com/post/171772959921/jumanji-welcome-to-the-jungle-2017-dir-jake" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;doyouevenfilm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017)&lt;/b&gt; dir. Jake Kasdan &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wait though. I actually really like this scene. And the movie in general. Notice how even though Bethany was stuck as a male game character everyone still referred to her as Bethany and the movie didn’t write in any comedic “slip ups” where they start by calling her “Shelley” or “he” before stumbling into some correction? Notice how even though Alex thought a guy at first was getting flirty with him he didn’t react in disgust or make a face or say anything mildly homohobic. Notice how when Bethany had to kiss Alex to save him the movie didn’t focus on “ha. Its two dudes* kissing”, or try to write in Alex being shocked or dismayed when he woke up (as many other shows and movies have done) but instead showed how thankful and touched Alex was?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This movie had contextual references to queerness and trans-ness, but never used any of it in a gross of disrespectful way. It showed body humor. Body dysphoria. Body EUPHORIA…Hell Bethany actually wound up kinda liking her penis and said “goodbye lil dude”. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me and my transgender girlfriend both loved this movie and that shows how much effort was taken to keep the writing and humor fun and approachable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318470332</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318470332</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:22:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sataniasblog:

vongolacielo:

writeroost:
…. I don’t fear God,...</title><description>
&lt;video  id='embed-5b34376baeb99813116081' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p53fhaWs5P1r4xrx8_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":16,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p53fhaWs5P1r4xrx8_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' &gt;
    &lt;source src="https://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/video_file/t:cS4vnWlzZok5rLXEVN5vzg/175318437367/tumblr_p53fhaWs5P1r4xrx8" type="video/mp4"&gt;
&lt;/video&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://sataniasblog.tumblr.com/post/174568461764/vongolacielo-writeroost-i-dont-fear-god" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sataniasblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vongolacielo.tumblr.com/post/174460232785/writeroost-i-dont-fear-god-but-i-do-fear" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;vongolacielo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://writeroost.tumblr.com/post/171538200764/i-dont-fear-god-but-i-do-fear-the-automatic" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;writeroost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'&gt;“fuck”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That small but heartfelt &lt;i&gt;“fuck” &lt;/i&gt;brings this whole video together. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318437367</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318437367</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:21:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cutekittensarefun:

My mom is a foster home for these 2 mom...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4d34fe90ac506bdb2d7b6d7e1b240b55/tumblr_pa45m326Rb1teoi0jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cutekittensarefun.tumblr.com/post/175301520042/my-mom-is-a-foster-home-for-these-2-mom-cats-they" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;cutekittensarefun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My mom is a foster home for these 2 mom cats. They had their kittens a day apart and are now sharing them. The calico mom had 3 kittens and the tan tabby had 6 kittens.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318424977</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318424977</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:21:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sataniasblog:

vongolacielo:

writeroost:
…. I don’t fear God,...</title><description>
&lt;video  id='embed-5b34376baf4d6774272125' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p53fhaWs5P1r4xrx8_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":16,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p53fhaWs5P1r4xrx8_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' &gt;
    &lt;source src="https://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/video_file/t:cS4vnWlzZok5rLXEVN5vzg/175318270757/tumblr_p53fhaWs5P1r4xrx8" type="video/mp4"&gt;
&lt;/video&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://sataniasblog.tumblr.com/post/174568461764/vongolacielo-writeroost-i-dont-fear-god" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sataniasblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vongolacielo.tumblr.com/post/174460232785/writeroost-i-dont-fear-god-but-i-do-fear" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;vongolacielo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://writeroost.tumblr.com/post/171538200764/i-dont-fear-god-but-i-do-fear-the-automatic" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;writeroost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'&gt;“fuck”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That small but heartfelt &lt;i&gt;“fuck” &lt;/i&gt;brings this whole video together. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318270757</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318270757</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:15:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cutekittensarefun:

My mom is a foster home for these 2 mom...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4d34fe90ac506bdb2d7b6d7e1b240b55/tumblr_pa45m326Rb1teoi0jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cutekittensarefun.tumblr.com/post/175301520042/my-mom-is-a-foster-home-for-these-2-mom-cats-they" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;cutekittensarefun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My mom is a foster home for these 2 mom cats. They had their kittens a day apart and are now sharing them. The calico mom had 3 kittens and the tan tabby had 6 kittens.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318260082</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318260082</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:15:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>isabread:


poppliopup:

sinnohqueen:

neeteryincorporated:

brau...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/30ff7bca8ba72b29d3132aba410545e1/tumblr_od5wwrv2Fo1s87y5ho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isabread.tumblr.com/post/150240692415" target="_blank"&gt;isabread&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poppliopup.tumblr.com/post/150159040045" target="_blank"&gt;poppliopup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sinnohqueen.tumblr.com/post/150146334462" target="_blank"&gt;sinnohqueen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neeteryincorporated.tumblr.com/post/150146198952" target="_blank"&gt;neeteryincorporated&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://braunerbear.tumblr.com/post/150145612320" target="_blank"&gt;braunerbear&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="media-holder media-holder-draggable media-holder-figure" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" style="display: block;"&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="654" data-orig-width="434"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e8afa05ddb114a5842b2bb643787a823/tumblr_inline_odbinwSJ591s4g11o_540.jpg" data-img-key="1161" data-orig-height="654" data-orig-width="434"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;div class="media-button icon_close media-killer"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p class="fake"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318233392</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318233392</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:14:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hipsterdinosaurs:

gar-dev-oir:

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon 


</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hipsterdinosaurs.tumblr.com/post/175050704775/chikorita-is-the-most-metal-pokemon" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;hipsterdinosaurs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://gar-dev-oir.tumblr.com/post/171748572533/chikorita-is-the-most-metal-pokemon" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gar-dev-oir&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chikorita is the most metal pokemon &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="446" data-orig-width="406"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3bf6d915d6ab1a07752450d62701daf3/tumblr_inline_p5eu8odGS61vp8648_500.gif" data-orig-height="446" data-orig-width="406"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/da2fe1c9b2da6b2e72aedc849f359a8f/tumblr_inline_pakjejfkyb1qhcr0e_500.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318210577</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318210577</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:13:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>callurn:
morethanstarswere:

callurn:

Gay marriage will now be referred to as a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://callurn.tumblr.com/post/75036473355/morethanstarswere-callurn-gay-marriage-will" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;callurn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://morethanstarswere.tumblr.com/post/75035790589/callurn-gay-marriage-will-now-be-referred-to-as" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;morethanstarswere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://callurn.tumblr.com/post/74828596774/gay-marriage-will-now-be-referred-to-as-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;callurn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or just as marriage..?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Macklemore didn’t die for this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318167437</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318167437</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:12:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://andy-the-anon.tumblr.com/post/175313206906/reblog-if-your-blog-is-safe-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;andy-the-anon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://l-e-s-b-o.tumblr.com/post/152669054221/reblog-if-your-blog-is-safe-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;l-e-s-b-o&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Transgender people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Homosexual people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bisexual people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Genderfluid people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Asexual people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pansexual people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Autosexual people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Demisexual people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bigender people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Agender people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Polysexual people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Straight people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cisgender people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ANYONE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Aromantic people &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318158242</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175318158242</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:11:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nerdgasrnz:
confusedbyinterface:

thatheckinjade:

chongoblog:

kevv:

jaymonoto:
why does every...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerdgasrnz.tumblr.com/post/173759993149/confusedbyinterface-thatheckinjade" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;nerdgasrnz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://confusedbyinterface.tumblr.com/post/173733306691/thatheckinjade-chongoblog-kevv" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;confusedbyinterface&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://thatheckinjade.tumblr.com/post/173370189796/chongoblog-kevv-jaymonoto-why-does-every" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thatheckinjade&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chongoblog.tumblr.com/post/173370153781/kevv-jaymonoto-why-does-every-girl-in-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;chongoblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevv.tumblr.com/post/173370133963/jaymonoto-why-does-every-girl-in-a-doujinshi-have" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;kevv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://jaymonoto.tumblr.com/post/173370128300/why-does-every-girl-in-a-doujinshi-have-to-nut" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;jaymonoto&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me when i eat soup lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the fuck kinda soup you eatin?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;some really good fuckin’ soup&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="189" data-orig-width="355"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cfdd8b905e069983fc97d08aadd72b2/tumblr_inline_p8go99Q9Ui1uq4gbz_540.png" data-orig-height="189" data-orig-width="355"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317318342</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317318342</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:42:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stimman3000:

https://instagram.com/p/Bkiq_NFlFP9/</title><description>
&lt;video  id='embed-5b34376bb1de6844326699' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pb030iCvZC1vee0nm_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":49,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pb030iCvZC1vee0nm_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' &gt;
    &lt;source src="https://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/video_file/t:cS4vnWlzZok5rLXEVN5vzg/175317108672/tumblr_pb030iCvZC1vee0nm/480" type="video/mp4"&gt;
&lt;/video&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://stimman3000.tumblr.com/post/175316597736/httpsinstagramcompbkiqnflfp9" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;stimman3000&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://instagram.com/p/Bkiq_NFlFP9/" target="_blank"&gt;https://instagram.com/p/Bkiq_NFlFP9/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317108672</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317108672</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:35:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>queernuck:
kosmonin:

abandonedandurbex:

Amusement park in...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8709c8c5505686ca818a06394dfb8a3/tumblr_p6lpxaBriH1uky4nio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://queernuck.tumblr.com/post/172699855004/kosmonin-abandonedandurbex-amusement-park-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;queernuck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kosmonin.tumblr.com/post/172560281300/abandonedandurbex-amusement-park-in-berlin-left" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;kosmonin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://abandonedandurbex.tumblr.com/post/172548873970/amusement-park-in-berlin-left-to-natures-devices" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;abandonedandurbex&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how is 180 kilos of cocaine not amusing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317072972</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317072972</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:34:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cartersbarnes:
stevesnbucky:

im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cartersbarnes.tumblr.com/post/175179676561/im-100-sure-this-move-was-created-when-their" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;cartersbarnes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://stevesnbucky.tumblr.com/post/174373605547/im-100-sure-this-move-was-created-when-their" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;stevesnbucky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="540"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41cf6dc71487ec6bf25128687835bedc/tumblr_inline_p9hd03Vgmq1tnz4lq_540.gif" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="540"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I hear the beat of We Will Rock You &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317037072</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175317037072</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:32:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:
habeenki:
rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kingdomheartsnyctophiliac.tumblr.com/post/175057815495/rb-this-with-how-long-youve-been-on-tumblr-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;kingdomheartsnyctophiliac&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://habeenki.tumblr.com/post/174983775733/rb-this-with-how-long-youve-been-on-tumblr-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;habeenki&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316966132</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316966132</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:30:41 -0400</pubDate><category>2012 i think</category><category>i was a supernatural blog</category><category>and my oyher was abt the olympics</category><category>gnight</category></item><item><title>ginger-ale-official:
updogonline:


ginger-ale-official:


updogonline:

me walking into the grocery...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://ginger-ale-official.tumblr.com/post/175300900490/me-walking-into-the-grocery-store-to-buy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ginger-ale-official&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://updogonline.tumblr.com/post/175297292225" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;updogonline&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://ginger-ale-official.tumblr.com/post/175293075870/me-walking-into-the-grocery-store-to-buy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ginger-ale-official&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://updogonline.tumblr.com/post/175280073220" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;updogonline&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="540"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20f253d0ae06620b4518c538a8af7383/tumblr_inline_pay3e0DeJy1qe7ie9_500.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="540"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="540"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20f253d0ae06620b4518c538a8af7383/tumblr_inline_payx4w0JjN1qe7ie9_500.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="540"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316944022</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316944022</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:30:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brbjellyfishing:

yes, I’m a gamer 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brbjellyfishing.tumblr.com/post/174450802567/yes-im-a-gamer" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;brbjellyfishing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yes, I’m a gamer &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="1024"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf5f55e95ba9ec22f04764b1165ef4d3/tumblr_inline_p9mc7szltw1r6w8sr_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="1024"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316926607</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316926607</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:29:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tchalisew:

2020blaq:

tchalisew:

2020blaq:

tchalisew:

2020blaq:

brazilbazar:

tchalisew:
tchalis...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/175316785746" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://2020blaq.tumblr.com/post/175313674606/i-had-to-spend-300-on-a-new-car-key-because-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;2020blaq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/175296295631" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://2020blaq.tumblr.com/post/175296192941/i-had-to-spend-300-on-a-new-car-key-because-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;2020blaq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/175290928306" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://2020blaq.tumblr.com/post/175285667416/i-had-to-spend-300-on-a-new-car-key-because-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;2020blaq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://brazilbazar.tumblr.com/post/175283278260/i-had-to-spend-300-on-a-new-car-key-because-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;brazilbazar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/173990317181" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171957521156" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171954363561" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://eccentric-nae.tumblr.com/post/171953837633/kanyeshrugtae-tchalisew" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;eccentric-nae&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kanyeshrugtae.tumblr.com/post/171953467992/tchalisew-sorry-not-so-sorry-tchalisew" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;kanyeshrugtae&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171946248766" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sorry-not-so-sorry.tumblr.com/post/171946004214/tchalisew-thelastexhaledangel-tchalisew" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sorry-not-so-sorry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171944052251" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://thelastexhaledangel.tumblr.com/post/171931201396" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thelastexhaledangel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171915598436" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou.tumblr.com/post/171912465971/citedsilence-tchalisew-tchalisew" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://citedsilence.tumblr.com/post/171910994152/tchalisew-tchalisew-tchalisew" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;citedsilence&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171910019221" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171908878246" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171875222331" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171858549421" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatssoliyahhh.tumblr.com/post/171858306927/tchalisew-christinaleannaruth-blvckgeezus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thatssoliyahhh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171857857221" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://christinaleannaruth.tumblr.com/post/171855630993/blvckgeezus-tchalisew-i-had-to-spend-300-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;christinaleannaruth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blvckgeezus.tumblr.com/post/171855307109/tchalisew-i-had-to-spend-300-on-a-new-car-key" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;blvckgeezus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/171855183846" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;tchalisew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So they holding your keys hostage? What kind of shit is that &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You should be able to contact uber directly not just the driver…but the driver shouldn’t just be holding your stuff…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s super fucked up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mEHYLjbLLKm6d_dhIfEu6AQ" target="_blank"&gt;@blvckgeezus&lt;/a&gt; essentially, yes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;@christinaleannaruth I reached out to uber. They know he has my keys but there apparently isn’t anything they can do about him refusing to return them 🤷🏾‍♀️&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Is the Uber driver giving an explanation for why he won’t return them? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When I called him, he yelled at me that he was driving and hung up right after. Uber told me to give it 24 hours to see if he reaches back out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mAghO-bOVIZQy426SXK_qSg" target="_blank"&gt;@momo-mania&lt;/a&gt; I reached back out to uber because the driver is ignoring my calls. They sent him a message. Guess I have to wait another 24 hours. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Update: I just need to give it another 24 hours.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b6c5617c1bc7476b4f22b9103a06a706/tumblr_inline_p5ni96P42W1r0q9bj_500.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;And Uber doesn’t have a fucking call line, so I guess he gets to keep my motherfucking keys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73a8cdbfb5c6de16300a825adfe3f911/tumblr_inline_p5nk2194WY1r0q9bj_500.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What kinda fuckery is this?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This may be a stupid question but; have you considered contacting the police? Refusing to return your property is as good as theft, surely?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Nopes. Police only recover keys if its an industrial building. I called non emergency today and they said it would be useless to file a police report. I’ve exhausted every measure. Social media, uber support, the police, all of it. And none of it worked. 😭😭😭&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt; dude won’t even mail them? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;UPDATE 3/16/18&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Uber blocked my access to the “help” and “previous trips” tabs in the app. I can no longer reach out to them through the app and - if I hadn’t already screenshotted his info - I’d have no access to my uber drivers name and license plate. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7d24f0c891c33d2f74a0caaf9539741e/tumblr_inline_p5pgqgSWRa1r0q9bj_500.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/872d013298f6eebb8ce8819cd628a7b6/tumblr_inline_p5pgqj0ECO1r0q9bj_500.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;PLEASE switch over to Lyft guys. Uber has made it ridiculously clear that they do not care about the safety and well-being of their riders&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;An Uber driver stole my phone. I got in contact with him a day or two after it happened and he just said “you can get it but only if you come by yourself”. I tried contacting Uber again and again and even reported him…but the nigga still has my old phone. It’s cool though, karma will get him. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I went in to try and report him and uber had blocked me soooooo 🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess they rock w him. I’ve tried to explain that this man has access to my house and car so many times and I guess they were like “we sure are tired of this bitch…… blocked”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Aw hell nah! that’s some bullshit. I would call Al Sharpton, Help Me Howard, Iyanla Fix My Life, TMZ, shit someone to make this publicly known  🤷🏿‍♀️&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had an uber driver openly solicited me for sex, after I made a clear refusal. So yeah uber drivers are usually trash&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I dmed the CEO. Wish me luck on a reply y’all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="431" data-orig-width="750"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1b8a6e31a8c1f328ede20a796c7f170/tumblr_inline_p5q7ghEqdP1r0q9bj_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="431" data-orig-width="750"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh hey, my keys are being dropped off at a hub. And all I had to do was reach out for a week straight, contact uber support via social media, have several friends blast them across all of social media, file complaints with the BBB and the AG, dm the CEO, and call their critical emergency number. Thanks for your impeccable customer support, Uber. I will never use your shit service again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This post blew up over the last week with questions and several horrifying stories of Ubers y’all have taken, so I wanted to update just in case I hadn’t.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Couple things: One, yes, I did get my keys back. After about two weeks of messaging back and forth, trying to find new avenues to reach Uber’s support and having plates ran, i got my keys. The car key doesn’t start my car anymore, just grinds the engine, so I’m inclined to believe sometime during my separation from them, they were deactivated or something. I know that I SHOULD change the locks. But I don’t have another $300 to go to a locksmith to do that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Two, y’all have posted some downright horrifying stories and it really made me think about how hard I had to search to get an actual phone number. But y’all listen: &lt;b&gt;Uber has a secret phone number. &lt;/b&gt;Its a “critical emergency” line and they definitely hung up on me when I called it, but I had a location for my keys about 30 minutes after. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I tussled with sharing it, because it’s supposed to be the 911 of Uber, but then, after reading all the stories and realizing y’all have been in perilous situations and that the drivers that put you in them are still earning money by putting people in danger, I realized Uber doesn’t give a shit. If it’s supposed to be Ubers 911, everyone should know it. I can’t guarantee if you’ve lost something this will work, but if your driver is/was erratic, or threatened you, or harmed you, their number is &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;800-353-UBER&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/b&gt; It’s 24 hours. They may or may not hang up on you. But it’s what I did, and - I know just not uber/lyfting isn’t an option for most of us - I’d suggest it for y’all too. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If an individual leaves they’re property in an Uber, and expects the driver to take time out of his life to return your property without compensation… then said individual is fucking crazy. I actually drove for Uber for a little while to make ends meet, and any time that a customer called me up asking me to bring back any property, I let them know that they had to make it worth my while. An Uber driver is out in the streets fishing for dollars, he’s not out there doing community services for negligent riders who fucked up and left their shit. If you make it worth his while, you can get your shit back… it’s that simple, and it’s how things are done in the world. People out here really look at Uber drivers as if their whole purpose is servitude to them. I’m glad that I’m not in a position where I have to do that anymore. These people out here are something else. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Right, so Idk when you drove uber, but these days, when you leave an item behind, when it’s returned to you, you’re charged $15 - all of which goes to the driver. But tell me more about what you think I think, you fucking idiot&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;$15 doesn’t mean shit depending on the distance… so you’re an idiot for thinking that a driver wants to do a $40 job just to get $15 and keep you entitled fucks happy. Go get fucked with a cactus asshole, if you would’ve handled it the way that any street savy person would have handled it, then you wouldn’t have gone through so much bullshit… but you chose to believe in going through the chain of command while dealing with a private contractor. Now snatch the cactus out of your ass, and choke on it you punk ass bitch. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;All I took from this was that back when you drove uber, you stole ppls shit and derived some type of joy from it. I thought I was living hard and not making ends meet. But you gotta be a real broke bitch if you have to steal while you drive uber. I’m sure you’ll reply to tell me how well you live now and blah blah blah shit I don’t care about. If he wasn’t answering my calls, you fucking idiot, how could I offer him money? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fact of the matter is you were wrong about what you said. First it was “If I’m gonna return your stuff I need to be paid” and when I replied to let you know drivers ARE paid, it’s “well I need to be paid more” you’re a fucking goofy. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Regardless of what you are saying, you still went through unnecessary bullshit because you felt entitled. Fuck off. 😂😂😂&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Y’all, this is a great example of why you should shut the fuck up when you don’t know what you’re talking about. So you don’t end up looking like a fucking idiot like the gentleman above me. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That being said, for those of you who actually need this post to know what to do. If you ever leave your stuff behind in an Uber, the driver IS paid to return your belongings. Don’t feel bad for wanting your keys, or phone, or laptop, or property back. Tons of people have gotten on this post and sent me anons to tell me how dumb I was for leaving behind my property, but people make mistakes. Please don’t let any asshole like the guy above make you think you’re wrong for wanting your expensive or important property returned. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316918092</link><guid>http://chainsaw-grell-girl01.tumblr.com/post/175316918092</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2018 17:29:02 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
